We Do The Weird Stuff
me: my arm hurts
mom: it's the computer
me: my eyes hurt
mom: it's the computer
me: i have a nosebleed
mom: it's the computer
me: i have a fever
mom: are you sure it's not the heat from the computer
me: im pregnant
mom: it's the computer
me: i fell down the stairs & hurt my tailbone
mom: the computer pushed you didnt it
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tortillas:

wartortles:

but what happened in 2012

 puberty hit him so hard he got knocked out for a whole year

tortillas:

wartortles:

but what happened in 2012

puberty hit him so hard he got knocked out for a whole year

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covocal:

the fact that people think in different accents really gets to meĀ 

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dumbfricker:

dick longer than a superwholock themed url

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skypestripper:

why didnt my parents name me something cool like exodius or blue eyes white dragon

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snorlaxatives:

damn hipsters and their trendy ass rooms

snorlaxatives:

damn hipsters and their trendy ass rooms

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